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Well, they did it. J.D. Vance and his wife Usha flew to Greenland for a special pre-invasion visit! In preparation, the local arranged for an equally special welcoming committee… Because to the people of Greenland, Americans are un-BEAR-able. Just wait until they try to come near northern Canada!

“No classified materials” were shared in the Signal group chat… Except The Atlantic brought the receipts. Good thing Karoline wasn’t under Oath, eh? Oh wait, the people questioned by the Senate Oversight were under Oath when they lied… Will they be held accountable? Will Pete Hegseth get a call from Donald saying, “You’re FIRED!”?

Tulsi Gabbard appears to have perjured herself already. There’s no way the released texts detailing the military strikes in Yemen were “unclassified” because they meet the definition of war/attack plans. So, what’s with the lying? Is Ms. Gabbard working for RUSSIA?!

Wowsers. You have to be REALLY stupid to share war plans in an unsecured group chat with a journalist.That’s like a leak in the dam security of America! Even a beaver knows you can’t afford leaks! What a bunch of morons Vance & Hegseth are for their reckless behavior. Maybe psycho Donnie with say, “You’re … Read moreBut her e-mails?! Idiots…

Psychopath Donald J. Trump is slowly turning up the proverbial water on the stove and guess which “frogs” are being lulled into the warm bath that will soon begin to bubble? MAGA morons. It’s fitting that they chose “Pepe the Frog” as their racist mascot because that makes this analogy so much more visually and … Read moreThe Slow Boil Effect and the MAGA Frogs…

Sniff, sniff… Do you smell that? There’s musk in the air in the Oval Office and it reeks of billionaire-class corruption disguised as a “government efficiency department” without legal authority. D.O.G.E. stands for “Does Oligarchy Guarantee Evil”, and the answer is “Да (Da)” as in “Yes”. Just ask any Russian citizen. Because oligarchy is fascism; … Read moreAmerica’s Musk Smells Something Aweful!

Talk about BRANDING… Does the “Trigon” (formerly the Pentagon) know that “F-47” sounds like a great big F*CK YOU to that orange clown?

I wonder where the birdies is… I hope Orange Julius Caesar gets pelted with Canadian goose sh*t.

Welcome to the Gord Dam News with your host, Canada’s angriest beaver GORD DAM. Is Gord going to be on YouTube? You betcha! Does Gord have something to say to Donald J. Trump? Find out soon what Gord has to say because unlike pussies, beavers BITE when you grab them!